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So many but these I could relate to and had me laughing so bad......


....You know you have ADD when...you go to the kitchen to warm up your coffee and realize you left your cup in the bedroom.

....You know you have ADD when...you are at.....ohhh, ohh, wait, oh what was i gonna say?

.....You know you have ADD when...you can't hold a 1 topic converstion for more than 2 minutes

....You know you have ADD when...everything someone says reminds you of a story (don't get me started)

....You know you have ADD when...you are barely able to keep your eyes open at 7pm so you decide to go to bed early, and at 3:30am you are still surfing the web coz the stuff you're finding is so gosh-darn interesting and it's not as though you could have gotten to sleep anyway.


....You know you have ADD when...you take hours to fall asleep at night because your brain won't SHUT UP

....You know you have ADD when...you are the only person whom you know that can get bored during sex

.....You know you have ADD when...you lose your keys once a day - each and every morning.

......You know you have ADD when...Your constantly trying to repeat your thought process

....You know you have ADD when...you're always way too busy, always on the go, and never seem to get anything accomplished.

....You know you have ADD when...you have 50-gazillion projects started, and only 2 or 3 finished.

....You know you have ADD when...when you frantically search for your cellphone, only to realize that you are talking on it.

....You know you have ADD when...WHEN YOU'VE BEEN LEARNING YOUR TIMES TABLES ALL YOUR LIFE AND YOU STILL DON'T KNOW THEM.

...You know you have ADD when...you go looking for , get pissed off at never being able to find , organize , (organizing when you find it, vowing to finish this organizational project or DIE), forget what you were looking for in the first place, then suddenly remember, but now you can't remember how to use the organizational system you just used to organize everything so you can find ...

...You know you have ADD when...you explain to non-ADD'ers that you *are* organized--you know exactly which pile to look in

...You know you have ADD when...you leave the house knowing that you have forgotten something but you are running late so you go anyway. You get into the car in the garage, you buckle up, and you put the car in reverse. You are confused by the crashing noise behind you as you back into the garage door you have forgotten to open.

...You know you have ADD when...during class, you look at your paper and fnd that its completely covered with weird, cartoonish doodles and handwriting resembling that of a 3 year old, and everyone else's paper is neat and spotless.

...You know you have ADD when...you STILL have to count on your fingers in school..but try to hide your hands underneath the desk as to not embarrass yourself in front of your classmates

...You know you have ADD when...you want to talk about the meaning of life while everyone else wants to talk about last night's TV shows.

...You know you have ADD when...you have a dozen bookmarks (for actual books) and end up using bus transfers and bits of paper instead.

...You know you have ADD when...you feel like the only "normal" converstations you can have is with others with ADD, 'cause they can actually follow the conversation.